When you’re out on the toon and you see a full moon That's-a-Banksie
If you see a Scouse geezer with his pants by his knees-a That’s-a-Banksie
See his ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "well no – thanksie”
When he’s drunk in the street with his skants at his feet by a pub
He may just like cool air round the hair of his big bear a-jacksie
Goodness Me, can’t you see, back in old Allowee That’s-a-Banksie

So then who was about when the lights all went out Thats-a-Banksie
When the Ops room went dark and they called for a Spark Thats-a-Banksie
Did you hear a ring? Not a fuckin thing! Not a fuckin thing!
And the Radars went Blanksie
There’s no power at all, cause our Paul killed the whole UPS.
When they said that the Centre was dead then His heart must have sanksie
Goodness Knows, pinch you nose cause he soiled all his clothes Thats-a-Banksie

So he’s there at the bar of the old Club De Mar Thats-a-Banksie
Now It’s gone half past three and it’s now time to leave Thats-a-Banksie
Bought some chips, tiny poke of chips, tiny poke of chips
Then went home in a taxi
Took his socks and his shoes off and then fell asleep on his bed
Had he’d left something back at the nightclub or the taxi -ranksie?
Not his coat or his hat, he had left his wife Pat Mrs Banksie