ALTERNATE UNREALITIES

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New: The success of the quest depended on quite a few lucky breaks. What if some of them turned out differently? Click here for 'Tree Is Company'
 

Forget all that boring medieval crap - what LOTR needs is a good modern make over, with some half decent explosions....

Click here for 'Lord of the Rings 2002'
If a script doctor was called in on The Return of the King, what would he make of the lull in action after the Battle of the Pelennor?

 

Click here for 'Houses of Interrogation'
' "Well," said Pippin brightly, leaning against the deadwood of the beacon. "If I'm going to ride all night on a horse like a statue with the earth rolling underneath, well, I'm going to need a smoke." ...' Click here for 'Pippin on Beacon Hill'
 

The Nazgul. The most terrifying creatures on the planet. In which case, how come they're about as dangerous as Robin the Frog from the Muppets?

 

Click here for 'News from Bree'
 

No one may ever know if the Balrog had wings. Evidence is tantalising but inconclusive. The only way to the truth is if some hitherto unknown snippet of info came to light from the archives.

 

Click here for 'Wings, Rings and Things'
 

As we know, history is written – or re-written- by those victorious in battle. Since we know this, and that the Valar won their battle against the original Dark Lord, we can assume that history has been skewed in their favour. Careful and exhaustive research has revealed some hitherto little known facts about the battle between Light and Dark.

 

Click here for 'Ainulinrochdale'
 

What do Elves do for kicks?

 

Click here for 'Mortals Have Not Been Our Study.'
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