"Frodo Baggins was a young Hobbit ninja....."
Pippin falls foul of 80s pop groups on Beacon Hill
Merry undergoes the tormets of the 'Houses of Interrogation'
The Crapness of the Nazgul revealed
Balrog Wings Explained
The True Story of the Fall of Morgoth
Elves - quite frankly, what was the point?
The Story goes wonky in the woods of the whimsical west...
"September 22nd 3001
5 st 3 (pre-party, Eru knows about tomorrow), Alcohol units 7 (but allowed), pipes smokes 3, no of birthdays celebrated with parties of great magnificence 1 (v.g.), no of Uncles disappeared 1 (v.bad) number of magic rings gained also 1 (unsure of significance but will look nice on chain), calories, sadly more than 1."
