oram & meeten

Tonight we are delighted to be including including club business and entertainments by:

Steve Oram and Tom Meeten

Taking time out from his residency at ‘Tinas’ to sing for us and:
Gary Le Strange

The evening will be supervised by The Officiator. Please do not tamper with the adhesive tape on the back of his clipboard. It's there for a reason! You have been warned!!!

Also appearing with offerings tonight are the following members:

Pam
Samantha Reynolds (applicant)
The Beast
Unnamed applicant (Northants)
And visiting speaker brought to you at GREAT expense so is compulsory ye)
Professor 2000

CANCELLED:
Nature walk
Lou Reed

NOTICE
Would all those wanting to play in the charity tennios please phone 01-632-9982. New codes can be found in phone book as I don't have them to hannd.
Remember if racquet found wanting, deposit is forfeit. Remember this as will accept no sob stories

WANTED
Medium-sized cabinet to house loose things – Tel: Surrey Quays 6679

RE:TREES AT YOUR ADDRESS
Dear Sir/Madam, A tree officer called recently regarding trees that are causing concern. Please can the person who made the initaial enquiry call this number: Camden 5569

Yours sincerely Owen Be

sincerest apologies:
Dear Steve, Tom and Club Members
We are so sorry not to make your show tonight but this morning Peter pinched his thumb whilst insulating the conservatory door and now has quite a nasty blood blister. This makes changing gear in the car quite uncomfortable for him so he feels it best not to undertake the drive this evening. Love from Peter and Wendy, 6 The Mews, Havant nr Portsmouth, Hampshire. PO9 6PU. That's 6 The Mews, Havant nr Portsmouth, Hampshire. PO9 6PU.